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Megan Fox Holds Nothing Back In Interview


In G.Q. magazine, "Transformers" star Megan Fox says "my publicist is going to hang herself when she finds out what I've said in this interview". That sounds like hype, but in this case it's not. Megan is currently "FHM" magazine's "sexiest woman alive". She did a one-on-one interview with G.Q. and held nothing back. She got her first big break on a Disney sitcom ("Hope & Faith" which starred Kelly Ripa). But when asked about younger Disney stars like Miley Cyrus or Vanessa Hudgens, she was livid at the shabby treatment she thinks they've gotten. She says "if I was Miley or Vanessa, I'd never issue an apology for who I am. They posed for some sexy and private pictures.


Then some slimeball stole them & sold them for money. They were betrayed in the worst way possible. But no one's angry at whoever did it. Instead, the victims were forced to apologize. I hate Disney for making them do that. You know what? **** Disney!" The writer said "can I get that on the record?" Megan said "yeah. **** Disney!" The writer told her "well, there goes your career". Click Here to watch Megan Fox grope her on-off boyfriend Brian Austin Green.


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Megan: Disney runs Everything, and It Makes Me Sick

She says "yeah, that was probably a bad move-they own everything. But it's not right. They take these little girls, put them through entertainment school, teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won't allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick" The closest Megan's come to a controversy like that were some paparazzi photos showing her reaching under a table at an outdoor cafe to grope one-time boyfriend Brian Austin Green. Megan says "I don't understand why it's so scandalous.


I touched him down there all the time. It's like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt. That's all it is. For me, touching him down there is how we fool around.

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Paris (with straight face) says I Don't Shag on 1st Date

Despite her reputation for sleeping with every guy in Hollywood, Paris Hilton now claims that she's always been cautious when it comes to sex. She says "I think it's gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more if you don't hand it to them on a silver platter. If they want you, then they'll wait. You have to make them work for it". She also wants to reproduce, and soon. She believes she'd be a "great mother,” but she doesn't want to wait long. She says "I know in my heart I'd be a wonderful mom. I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after, so I'd have a lot to give to my children. Hopefully it'll happen soon, within the next five years. One thing I don't want is to be an old mom-like Madonna”.


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Actor Slams 'Dumb' Paris Hilton for Making Sex Video

5 years after it became a story, actor Alec Baldwin has slammed Paris Hilton for making a sex video with Nick Salomon, claiming she was "dumb" and should've known better. According to Baldwin, he doesn't find Paris attractive and is shocked by her lack of common sense. He says "I knew her when she was young. She was lovely, very sweet. But she decides to make a video with a guy whose lack of ethics wafts off him like cologne, who you can see from 50 feet away is trash. She puts the 'd' in 'dumb".


That video made her more famous than Alec Baldwin -- but this may help him make his case. Paris was just caught on camera walking through a huge pile of vomit outside a club (wearing open-toed shoes). One source says "For all I know, it's one of her undigested meals".

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Brad & Angelina Just Bought a Carton Of 'Butt Paste'

Brad Pitt tells esquire magazine his baby daughter "has got this horrible diaper rash. We've tried everything, but we haven't found the magic ointment". People magazine picked up on that quote: they asked their readers for suggestions. The overwhelming favorite was 'boudreaux's butt paste". More than a thousand people recommended it.


On the company's website, it says "even Oprah Winfrey loves butt paste". But they don't say why (it also works for jock itch, but that doesn't sound like a problem of Oprah's). For more information (or to place an order) go to www.buttpaste.com.

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Longoria Says 'Housewives' Will Be Her Last TV Show

Eva Longoria says once "Desperate Housewives" is over, she's going to focus all her attention on the movies. In a new interview, Eva says "I would never leave 'Desperate Housewives', but I'll never do another tv show”. A top Hollywood agent says "being the youngest character on that show has distorted her view of the jobs out there. She's 32. In the real world, she'll be competing against 20-year-olds".


A tv critic says "in a film, she'll be playing the mother of Freddie Prinze Jr, and she'll come running back to tv". Eva made her movie debut in "the sentinel". People were not lined up around the block. That should give her a hint of her drawing power. If she does return to TV, and still has that mustache, she should play Tom Selleck's role in a remake of  'Magnum PI'.

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2 Things Were Really The Final Straw For Paula Abdul

The producers of "American Idol" started scouting around for another judge after two memorable events happened: first, when Paula Abdul gave her critique of a song that hadn't been performed yet. And then when she told David Archuleta "I wanted to squish you, squeeze your head off, and dangle you from my rear-view mirror".


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Beyonce: 'I'm So Wealthy, It actually Embarrasses Me'

Beyonce Knowles is so rich, she's embarrassed about it. She was recently named in Rolling Stone's list of the "top money-makers in music". In the last year alone, she made $16 million. She says "I'm mortified by my wealth. I just wanted to be financially stable, it embarrasses me, and I don't feel comfortable talking about it". Hey, Beyonce, there's this new thing called "donating to charity", maybe you should look into it.


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Cameron Diaz: I'm the Man AND the Woman In My Life


Cameron Diaz doesn't believe in sitting around and waiting for a man to take care of her. She says "I'm the man in my life, and I'm the woman too. I don't believe in a knight in shining armor who's gonna ride in and take care of me. I create my own future. Women have to be pro-active. I've been on my own a long time. You can't just let things happen to you-you've got to go out and make them happen. I like it that girls these days are feeling more empowered. We can do anything we want. And you don't need a man to tell you that".

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Timberlake -- I Was 'Incredibly Stoned' On My First CD

Justin Timberlake admits he was "incredibly stoned" during the making of his first solo album "Justified". He says that's why it's "not nearly as good" as his second album. That's just one of the candid comments he made in a cover story in "Entertainment Weekly". He also says he was "so high" back then, that's why Ashton Kutcher fooled him so easily on "Punk'd".


If you never saw the episode, they tricked him into believing that he forgot to pay his taxes. So when he got home, a crew of "government agents", complete with uniforms, were carting off all his possessions. Justin was so devastated, he almost started to cry. Later, when he saw it on MTV, he said "okay, I've got to stop smoking this s***'. So I don't do it anymore".  If you've never seen the episode of 'Punk'd watch HERE.

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Movies in Theaters

ALL REVIEWS ARE FROM DAILY VARIETY UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED

·        ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS-- (Animated) "FALLS SHORT ON JOKEY POP CULTURE REFERENCES AIMED AT GROWN-UPS. THIS EDITION OF THE FRANCHISE EMPHASIZES ACTION SEQUENCES AND CLEVER 3-D TRICKERY. FOX STUDIOS LOOKS TO EXPAND AN ALREADY SIZABLE AUDIENCE." Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Simon Pegg, Queen Latifah, Seann William Scott and Josh Peck. 1 Hour and 33 Minutes. Rated PG.

·        PUBLIC ENEMIES-- "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS WILL ADVERTISE THE FILM AS GANGBUSTER ENTERTAINMENT. INSTEAD, THE MOVIE IS REALLY A PERIOD PIECE DRAMA. FOR A 4th OF JULY RELEASE, LIKELY MEDIOCRE BOX OFFICE RETURNS." Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard, Billy Crudup, Stephen Lang, Rory Cochrane and Stephen Dorff. 2 Hours and 20 Minutes. Rated R.

·        WHATEVER WORKS-- (Expands Nationwide) YET ANOTHER WOODY ALLEN FILM. IT OUGHT TO ATTRACT HIS EVER-DWINDLING NUMBER OF FANS. THE REMAINDER OF THE COUNTRY IS LIKELY TO IGNORE IT. Larry David, Evan Rachel Wood, Patricia Clarkson, Ed Begley Junior and Michael McKean. 1 Hour and 32 Minutes. Rated PG-13.

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On TV Tonight

 'Smarter Than a 5th Grader' Returns and 'Ghost Whisperer' Rerun

·        ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER? (Season Premiere) HOT DOG EATING CHAMPION JOEY CHESTNUT COMPETES. (FOX, 7 PM)

·        THE CHOPPING BLOCK THREE TEAMS REMAIN. (NBC, 7 PM)

·        GHOST WHISPERER (Re, peat) MELINDA INVESTIGATES A SERIES OF UNEXPLAINABLE PHOTOGRAPHS. (CBS, 7 PM)

·        SURVIVING SUBURBIA (Repeat)THE PATTERSONS HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS ABOUT THE NEW NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS. (ABC, 7 PM)

·        THE BOURNE IDENTITY (2002) Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper, Clive Owen and Brian Cox. (USA, 7:30 PM)

·        FUN WITH DICK & JANE (2005) Jim Carrey, Tea Leoni, Alec Baldwin, Richard Jenkins and Angie Harmon. (TBS, 8 PM)

·        THE GOODE FAMILY A GRAFFITI ARTIST IN GREENVILLE. (ABC, 7:30 PM)

·        MENTAL SPARKS FLY BETWEEN VERONICA AND RYLAN. (FOX, 8 PM)

·        FLASHPOINT (Repeat) A HOME INVASION GOES AWRY AND HOSTAGES ARE TAKEN. CBS, 8 PM)

·        DATELINE (NBC, 8 PM)

·        ACCORDING TO JIM BACK-TO-BACK REPEATS (ABC, 8 PM)

·        NUMB3RS (Repeat) A SPEEDING CAR CRASHES INTO A COFFEE SHOP, BUT CHARLIE UNCOVERS AN UNSEEN MYSTERY. (CBS, 9 PM)

·        20/20 AN ANALYSIS OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S SURGERIES. ABC, 9 PM)

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On TV Saturday Night

  'Saturday Night Live' Rerun: Tim McGraw & Ludacris with T-Pain

 
·        NASCAR COKE ZERO 400 AT DAYTONA SPEEDWAY (TNT, LIVE 7 PM)

·        CASINO ROYALE (2006) Daniel Craig, Eva Green and Judi Dench. (USA, 7 PM)

·        BURN AFTER READING George Clooney, Tilda Swinton & Brad Pitt. (HBO, 7 PM)

·        WIPEOUT (Repeat) "ZIG ZAG BUOY RUN" AND "SACK LAUNCH".  (ABC, 7 PM)

·        KINGS SILAS SENDS DAVID ON A MISSION. (NBC, 7 PM)

·        COPS MARATHON OF REPEATS (FOX, 7 PM)

·        CASTLE  (Repeat) A TEEN IS FOUND DEAD IN CENTRAL PARK. (ABC, 8 PM)

·        HARPER'S ISLAND ABBY GOES TO A FRIEND'S WEDDING. (CBS, 8 PM)

·        MACY'S 4th OF JULY FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR NATALIE MORALES AND TIKI BARBER CO-HOST THE SPECIAL ON THE HUDSON RIVER. (NBC, 8 PM)

·        BOSTON POPS FIREWORKS SPECTACULAR LIVE FROM THE CHARLES RIVER, CRAIG FERGUSON HOSTS OF THE SPECIAL. (CBS, 9 PM)

·        LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT REPEAT (NBC, 9 PM)

·        ELI STONE JORDAN AND ELI TAKE UP THE CASE OF WRONGFULLY TERMINATED EMPLOYEES. (ABC, 9 PM)

·        SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (Rerun) Tim McGraw & Ludacris /T-Pain (NBC, 10:30 PM)

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On TV Sunday Tonight

  'True Blood' is Rerun, but New 'Army Wives' & 'Hannah Montana'

 
·        HANNAH MONTANA MILEY IS DATING JAKE RYAN -- AGAIN. (DISNEY, 7 PM)

·        MILLION DOLLAR PASSWORD (Repeat) Betty White & Adam Carolla (CBS, 7 PM)

·        SIMPSONS (Repeat) MOE MEETS A WOMAN IN THE INTERNET. (FOX, 7 PM)

·        EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION REPEAT (ABC, 7 PM)

·        MERLIN LANCELOT ARRIVES IN CAMELOT. (NBC, 7 PM)

·        MONSTER-IN-LAW ('05) Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda, Michael Vartan (TBS, 7 PM)

·        INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman & Jeff Goldblum. (TNT, 7 PM)

·        BOURNE SUPREMACY (04) Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Julia Stiles (NBC, 8 PM)

·        ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN (2006) Animated (F/X, 8 PM)

·        FAMILY GUY (Repeat) PETER'S PAST LIFE IN THE 17th CENTURY. (FOX, 8 PM)

·        TRUE BLOOD REPEAT OF LAST WEEK'S EPISODE (HBO, 8 PM)

·        COLD CASE (Repeat) A YOUNG POLITICIAN IS MURDERED. (CBS, 8 PM)

·        DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES (Repeat) SUSAN AND EDIE GET THEMSELVES LOCKED DOWN IN A BASEMENT. (ABC, 8 PM)

·        WITHOUT A TRACE (Repeat) RUSSIAN MATCHMAKER VANISHES (CBS, 9 PM)

·        BROTHERS & SISTERS (Repeat) DESPITE WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO HIS MARRIAGE, ROBERT IS DETERMINED TO RUN FOR GOVERNOR. (ABC, 9 PM)

·        BROOKE KNOWS BEST HULK HOGAN ARRANGES A COLLABORATION FOR BROOKE AND MUSICIAN COLBY O'DONIS. (VH1, 9 PM)

·        ARMY WIVES A HUMP BAR GRAND RE-OPENING PARTY AND BEFORE SHE DEPLOYS, JOAN WANTS SARAH ELIZABETH CHRISTENED. (LIFETIME, 9 PM)

Here is the Plain White T's covering Michael Jackson's 'Beat It'.


Here is James Morrison covering Michael Jackson's 'Man in The Mirror'.


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Canceled


Michael Jackson's Neverland memorial isn’t going to happen after all. In fact, the original news reports could have been optimistic speculation based on seeing workers cleaning up around the property. There are also rumblings that the family believed that since Neverland used to be Jackson’s home, they could simply plan an event and move in, which is clearly not the case. Michael’s family has said that the singer won’t be memorialized there, but that there WILL be a memorial for fans to come and pay their respects, possibly at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. They’ve promised details about the location and date soon. No word on whether or not they will have an open casket at the memorial.


The guys think that would be really strange to see a lot of people taking pictures with MJ. Bobby said he wasnt sure if that would be appropriate, because its not a "public appearance"... its a funeral and its not normal to take pictures of yourself posing in front of the deceased.


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DEA Joins Michael's Death Investigation

The LAPD has been managing Michael Jackson’s death investigation, but now, they must move aside to make room for federal drug agents: the DEA is officially getting in on the act! The Drug Enforcement Administration’s diversion division has jointed the investigation. They specifically investigate doctor shopping, over shopping and pill mills.


They won’t officially comment about their part into the investigation, but with recent allegations of addictions to Oxycontin, Demerol, and the most frightening - Diprivan (an anesthetic administered in operating rooms) - one can easily make an educated guess as to why they’ve intervened.


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Michael Snubs Ex-Wife in Will


The details of Michael Jackson’s 2002 will have been unveiled. Not only did the singer specify that his mother, Katherine Jackson, should get custody of his children, but the will specifically blocked Debbie Rowe from custody rights or any sort of material inheritance. It stated that if Katherine Jackson passed before he did, Diana Ross should take custody of his three kids.


Attorney John Branca, friend John McLain, and accountant Barry Siegal have been named as exectors of the Micheal Jackson Family Trust. The real surprise is that the financially troubled King of Pop has an estimated $567.6 million in assets.

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Psycho Jackson Fan Claims to be Late Singer's Husband

A woman who has been claiming to be Jackson’s wife for well over a year has now demanded that all of Michael’s “properties, monies and assets must be transferred to [her] immediately,” and that she should also receive full custody of the pop star’s three children - also hers, in her sick little head. Those are just the beginning of Nona Paris Lola Jackson’s claims. She is demanding that his body be returned to the coroner’s office, that she be flown to L.A., and that she negotiate any and all future dealings with AEG Live regarding tribute concerts.


Nona filed papers saying that she and Michael Jackson were still married when he passed, but had been separated since 2008. In her 93-page, handwritten claim: “…though he died to this earth, he lives with my father (Satan the Devil) Khalid Lucifer.” She’s insisting that Taj Jackson care for the kids until she can take custody of them, and that the Jackson family get the hell out of “her” Encino home so that they don’t corrupt the children.

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Is Neverland the Next Graceland?


While Michael Jackson’s memorial is NOT being held at Neverland Ranch, recent activity at the sprawling grounds indicates that something is going on. Recent cleaning and preparation suggests that the Jackson family could very well be in negotiations to turn Neverland into a Graceland-type operation. Unfortunately for residents of other properties in the area, this would make the streets extremely congested. The roads are narrow, and there are no places for buses to turn around. Still, construction and detail crews are working around the clock. It’s doubtful that this labor is being conducted for the sheer fun of it.


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Brit-Brat's Dad Won't Give up Conservatorship

Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears, is reluctant to give control of his 27-year-old daughter up. Mere days ago, he filed with the courts, certifying that he’d taken out a $1.5 million bond to act as his daughter’s legal guardian while she’s on her European leg of the Circus tour. This is all supposedly to protect her assets from being taken from her. (By anyone else but him)


Jamie’s conservatorship is currently in place through the end of the year. Here is Britney's new video for her next single "Radar" - originally released on her Blackout album. The video was "leaked online yesterday.


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Quincy Wants VIBE Back

Vibe magazine is another victim of our dwindling economy, and shut down production this week. The current issue, which features rapper Eminem on the cover, is its last. There are apparently multi-millions of dollars worth of debt in place, which wasn’t being remedied by the decline of sales. Quincy Jones, who established Vibe back in 1993, is irate about the magazine closing its doors. “They just messed my magazine all up, but I’m gonna get it back.” Millions in debt? -  “messed my magazine all up” is the understatement of the year.


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Eldest Jonas Pops the Question


Kevin Jonas is officially off the market. He confirmed to People magazine that longtime girlfriend Danielle Deleasa accepted his proposal on Wednesday.  The two have been dating for two years now, and are in the process of setting a wedding date.


One down, now two left to marry off. Then, perhaps they’ll quit singing, and the world can be restored to its natural order.


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Oscar Winner Karl Malden Dies


Oscar winning actor Karl Malden passed away on Wednesday at the age of 97. According to his family, the death was from natural causes. They said that he lived a rich, full life and passed peacefully.


In 1951, Malden won a supporting Oscar for his role in “A Streetcar Named Desire.”

Billy Mays, Gale Storm, and Karl Malden makes 3.


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Hilary Duff Joins Gossip Girl

Singer/actress Hilary Duff has signed on to the hit series “Gossip Girl.” In her multi-episode stint, she’ll play movie star Olivia Burke, who’s attending New York University to try to attain the traditional college experience. She’ll bunk with Vanessa in the dorms. No word on whether there will be pillow fights in underwear and binge drinking at frat mixers.
 
It might be good from some actresses, but it’s not what Hilary had in mind. At one time, she was the biggest star on the Disney Channel, thanks to her show “Lizzie McGuire”. In 2003, when her contract expired, Disney was eager to renew it. They planned to follow her character during high school. But, Hilary shocked the executives by demanding at least $100,000 an episode, considerably more than the $15,000 per show she was getting. Disney countered with $35,000 an episode, which Hilary called “insulting”. One thing’s for sure: she won’t be making $100,000 a week on “Gossip Girl”. She’ll probably be closer to the $15 grand she was getting on “Lizzie McGuire”. Disney executives say that Hilary overplayed her hand. Their chief of production said, “we very much wanted to continue the ‘Lizzie’ franchise but every deal has it’s tipping point, where it no longer makes sense. And that’s the point we reached with Hilary”.

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Audrina Patridge Called “Dumbest Human On Planet”

Audrina Patridge’s new show will be called “The Colony”, and they started taping it in Malibu at the end of the summer. Meanwhile, Brody Jenner’s girlfriend claims that Audrina called Brody a “Male Wh***” – No one’s sure where that came from. But Brody’s girlfriend didn’t like it (he’s dating model Jayde Nicole). Jayde sent out a tweet directed at Audrina, which said, “Listen ‘ceiling eyes’, you are the dumbest human being I have ever met on this planet”. Of course, as soon as I became a story, the producers said, “it was all in good fun”.


Right now, “The Colony” is casting for Audrina’s new BFF’s. An insider says, “They’ve already chose a girl pursuing a music career. The others will also have some sort of artsy interest”. Audrina has been very involved in the selection process. “She wants to make sure they find people she actually wants to get to know, unlike Brody Jenner’s girlfriend”.

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Bizarre New Couple Alert: Holly Montag and Sanjaya!

After sparking up a romance on NBC’s “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here”, former “American Idol” contestant Sanjaya and “The Hills” Holly Montag are getting serious. A source tells Us Weekly, “They’re heading to Hawaii. They’ll fly to the island after driving from L.A. to Seattle. First he wants to take her home to meet his parents”.

 
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Adam Lambert: Prima Donna Act has Everyone Mad

Adam Lambert’s outrageous Prima Donna attitude is infuriating the other finalist on the “American Idols Live!” Tour. He rarely shows up for rehearsals, makes comments implying he’s better than the other singers, and frequently gripes about his wardrobe and makeup. An insider says “it’s so frustrating! The other finalists work their butts off for hours a day rehearsing for the tour, but Adam does absolutely no bonding with the other singers. Instead, he spended his time bragging. One day it was about being on the cover of ‘Rolling Stone’ It’s always something.


The others are so annoyed with his ego, they roll their eyes when he leaves”. Lambert’s king-sized ego is burning a lot of bridges. Adam is also antagonizing the tour’s makeup people and costume designers. Another source says, “Adam always finds something wrong with his makeup, and he’s even worse with his wardrobe. He [complains] even though the clothes are custom-made for him, and he goes over sketches and has to approve them! All I can tell you is Adam’s oversized ego has burned a lot of bridges”.


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Courteney Cox: Is Husband Chasing Girls & Cheating?

Here’s a blind item from the New York Daily News. They ask the question: “Which TV star will absolutely scream when she discovers her husband is chasing girls at an L.A. nightclub nearly every weekend?” - Of course, no one knows the answer, but there’s a big hint in there: both Courteney and David were in the movie “Scream”. That’s the number one guess by far.


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Baldwin, called Daughter a 'Pig', Doing Book On 'Parenting'

“30 Rock” star Alec Baldwin is writing a book on “parenting”. He says, “Some people will find it ironic, but kids have too much power and call too many of the shots, telling their parents what they will and won’t do”. Two years ago, Baldwin caused all kinds of controversy when a nasty voice mail left for his 11-year-old daughter was made public. In his message, Alec called her, “a thoughtless little pig” and threatened to, “straighten her [butt] out”. A friend of Baldwin’s says,


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Vanessa Minnillo Tired Of Being With Boring Old Man

Vanessa Minnillo ended her 3-year romance with Nick Lachey, complaining she was tired of being tied down to a guy who was like a “boring old man”. That sounds like the same thing his ex-wife Jessica Simpson said when she divorced him in 2005. She complained that he was “too boring”. A source tells Us Weekly, “Vanessa’s a party girl who loves dressing up sexy and hitting the clubs. But Nick’s idea of a hot night is ordering pizza, cracking open a beer, and watching ESPN’s Sports Center. Vanessa said Nick was an 85-year-old man trapped in the body of a 35-year-old”.


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Speidi Transform into Doomsday Prophets


Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, on their never-ending quest to make themselves look as stupid as humanly possible, appeared on conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ radio show to dish about 9/11 and Armageddon. They admitted to thinking that 9/11 was an inside job, that Obama is ushering in Armageddon, and that Hollywood nightclubs are helping to spread the mark of the beast, via human microchip implantation for identification purposes.


 “It says in the Bible this is the mark of the beast, and that is a sign of worshiping the Devil,” Heidi told Jones. “This chip is the end of humanity.” Spencer Pratt claims to be so changed by Jones’ conspiracy research that his first rap album is going to be called “Infowars.” 



Meanwhile... Heidi likes to tweet loads of religious, doomsday updates.



Oh and the occasional tweet about burritos.


Click here to follow Heidi on twitter... at your own risk!


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Forbes Highest Paid Actress

Forbes has released their annual list of the highest paid actresses. In first place with 2008 earnings that total up to $27 million is Angelina Jolie. Right behind her with $25 million? - Jennifer Aniston. OUCH.


Meryl Streep ($24 mil), Sarah Jessica Parker ($23 mil) and Cameron Diaz ($20 mil) round out the top 5.

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Is that MJ In The Clouds?


Some New Yorkers believe they saw Michael Jackson’s face inside a cloud formation, after a storm passed through the area last Friday. The sky was an unusual orange color and an image of a face can be seen.


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Is Bradley Cooper Dating Renee Zellweger?

After denying having a romantic relationship with Jennifer Aniston, the Hangover star was seen enjoying an intimate dinner with Zellweger in Manhattan. Onlookers say he was even gentleman enough to pick up the bill after she barely touched her food.


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The Anthem and Jessica


Jessica Simpson was at the AT&T National PGA Golf Tournament (Bethesda, MD) yesterday, where she sang the National Anthem.


Here is Jessica having an introspective moment.


She also hung out with Tony and Tiger Woods.

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Bad Luck for Kate

Kate Gosselin isn’t having the best luck in business adventures these days. First, her cookbook was shelved, and now, her clothing line Healthex has been put “on hold” - reportedly so that she can focus more on her family.  - Which we're guessing she should have been doing a while back, when that very family was falling apart.
 
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Carrie Bradshaw showing off her big flower

“Sex and the City” actress Sarah Jessica Parker has made a startling revelation to the National Enquirer: the sex scenes in the series made her highly uncomfortable. In fact, she had a no-nudity clause in her contract which is why you never saw Carrie Bradshaw’s most sacred parts. She also wasn’t happy with the amount of cursing, nor the portrayal of drug, alcohol and tobacco use. Apparently, SJP is the ANTI-Carrie Bradshaw in real life.
 

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On TV Tonight

   VH1 Serves Cheesy Michael Jackson Movie & E! Profiles Farrah

·        THE JACKSONS: AN AMERICAN DREAM (1992) Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs, Angela Bassett, Holly Robinson, Margaret Avery and Lanei Chapman. (VH1, 6 PM)

·        30 ROCK (Repeat) TRACY REVEALS A PAINFUL SECRET. (NBC, 7 PM)

·        CSI: MIAMI (Repeat) A HONEYMOON MURDER AND A STRIP CLUB IS INTIMATELY INVOLVED IN THE MOTIVE. (CBS, 7 PM)

·        SAMANTHA WHO? TO ATONE FOR HER SINS, SAM TRIES TO ENSURE THAT TODD GETS A JOB. SO SHE SABOTAGES HIS COMPETITION. (ABC, 7 PM)

·        FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL (2008) Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Russell Brand and Bill Hader. (HBO, 7 PM)

·        THE MATRIX Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss (TBS, 7 PM)

·        THE OFFICE (Repeat) MEREDITH'S HAIR GOES UP IN FLAMES. (NBC, 7:30 PM)

·        THE OFFICE (Repeat) MICHAEL SPILLS THE BEANS TO ANDY ABOUT HIS FIANCEE AFFAIR WITH DWIGHT. (NBC, 8 PM)

·        SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE ELIMINATION NIGHT. (FOX, 8 PM)

·        GREY'S ANATOMY (Repeat) MARK SNAPS HIS SEX ORGAN. (ABC, 8 PM)

·        CSI (Repeat) VICTIMS ARE FLASH-FROZEN AFTER DEATH. (CBS, 8 PM)

·        FARRAH FAWCETT BARBARA WALTERS PROFILES THE 70s ICON. (E!, 8 PM)

·        30 ROCK (R) VALENTINE'S WITH JON HAMM & SALMA HAYEK. (NBC, 8:30 PM)

·        THE LISTENER TOBY SAVES A BOY FROM A GANG BEATING. (NBC, 9 PM)

·        THE MENTALIST (Repeat) INVESTMENT BANKER IS MURDERED. (CBS, 9 PM)

·        PRIVATE PRACTICE (Re) ADDISON'S BROTHER MOVES TO L.A. (ABC, 9 PM)

·        16 AND PREGNANT A COUPLE HOPED TO ENLIST IN THE AIR FORCE AFTER GRADUATION, BUT A BABY HALTS THEIR PLANS. (MTV, 9 PM)

Watch how a reporter handles a drunk guy on LIVE TV!


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Heartles (In a Bottle)


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MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL AT NEVERLAND

Michael Jackson’s family is apparently attempting to gain access to Neverland so that the singer’s fans can pay tribute to him during a memorial at the home that he loved. They’re planning a public viewing of Jackson’s body, and are currently working with authorities to ensure that every security precaution is taken, given the large crowds that are expected. Michael’s brothers, Jermaine and Tito, were both spotted at the Neverland property this week, and a delivery truck was seen dropping off some boxes. CNN reports suggest a public viewing will be held on Friday, and then a family service will follow on Sunday.


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MICHAEL’S FUNDS TO BE PUT INTO A TRUST

After claims that a proper will was never drawn up by Michael Jackson, it appears that there is, in fact, a will specifying that his mother, Katherine Jackson, become the legal guardian of his children, and that all of his assets be left in a trust fund. The will was drawn up back in the summer of 2002. (Daddy’s Jackson name is noticeably absent from the documents. Fitting.)


Just this week, a judge granted Katherine Jackson temporary guardianship over his three children, as well as control over some of Michael’s personal property. At the time, the Jacksons were saying that their son passed without a will, and they were pushing for full control of his estate. Of course, they have their fair share of financial skeletons in the closet that would have likely prevented them from gaining full control of Jackson’s assets.


Court documents have surfaced that show that Joe and Katherine Jackson filed for bankruptcy and listed debts in excess of $24 million. The only personal asset they had listed in the papers was a Vegas house that was valued at almost $300,000. The bankruptcy was terminated in March of ‘07.


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MICHAEL JACKSON NOT PRINCE AND PARIS’S BIOLOGICAL FATHER

I know that you’ll find this terribly difficult to believe, but Us Weekly is claiming that multiple sources have confirmed to them that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of his children, Paris and Prince. These sources say the children’s real father is dermatologist Arnold Klein.


While Debbie Rowe was married to Michael Jackson, she never confirmed that their marriage was properly consummated, and would only say that she carried the children as a favor to him - NOT that they were his biological children.


Keep in mind that these kids are WHITE. Dr. Klein’s attorney has released a statement from his client that says, “Dr. Klein is aware of the media reports connecting him to Michael Jackson. Because of patient confidentiality Dr. Klein will make no statements on any reports or allegations.” Doesn’t exactly sound like a “no,” does it?

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NUTRITIONIST OUTS MICHAEL’S ADDICTION

Michael Jackson apparently suffered from insomnia for years, and was so frustrated with his lack of sleep that he pleaded for a dangerously powerful sedative - this according to a nutritionist who was working with the singer to prepare him for the tour. Cherilyn Lee said that she said no to Michael’s requests for Diprivan (used in operating rooms to render patients unconscious) on more than one occasion, but that a frenzied call from his staff days before his death made her believe he’d somehow obtained the sedative. Lee says when she was contacted, she could hear Michael in the background saying, “One side of my body is hot, it’s hot, and one side of my body is cold. It’s very cold.” She instructed them to get him to a hospital immediately, as she feared that he’d been toying with something that hit his central nervous system.


Michael never went to the hospital, though, and suffered cardiac arrest 4 days later. Authorities conducted a second search for prescription drugs at Michael Jackson’s house on Monday. Cherilyn Lee says her public statements are about protecting the singer, not trying to hurt his reputation. “I think it’s so wrong for people to say these things about him. He was a wonderful, loving father who wanted the best for his children.”

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DID MICHAEL ACCIDENTALLY KILL HIMSELF TO AVOID TOUR?

A rumored “close confidant” to Michael Jackson is now saying that the King of Pop may have accidentally killed himself in an effort to avoid his widely publicized and much anticipated comeback tour. This unknown source is claiming that Jackson purposely mixed some pills in an effort to prompt a non-threatening illness that would land him in the hospital briefly, thus giving him health problems as an excuse to cancel the tour. It’s believed that there may have been a medical escape clause written into his tour agreement, and that it would be the only way out of the done deal. He says, “Like a child who doesn’t want to go to school, Michael thought he could get away from his obligations if he had a ‘note from the doctor.’”



While an array of untrue rumors are circulating the net, and many people are attempting to capitalize on Michael’s death, the one piece of the puzzle that seems to support this bizarre revelation is that he asked his personal physician to stay the night mere hours before he died. Jackson would have known that a doctor was routinely checking in on him, thus ensuring that someone could get him the necessary help in a timely manner. Michael’s trainer has since claimed that his client was in fantastic shape just a few days before his death, and that there didn’t appear to be any physical reasons he couldn’t finish the tour in good health.

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JORDAN CHANDLER ADMITS TO LYING

Jordan Chandler, who accused Michael Jackson of sexually molesting him in 1993, has reportedly admitted to bending to pressure from his father to tell lies about the King of Pop. 15 years ago, Chandler gave authorities and psychiatrists a detailed description of Michael’s genitals, and said that he and the singer had engaged in oral sex and other acts. He now says that his father told him to say these things, and that he’s devastated that he can’t apologize to Michael face-to-face now that Jackson has passed.



At the time of that case, Michael settled out of court with Chandler’s family for $22 million. It’s been suggested, however, that the strain from that incident is what led to his addiction to painkillers in the first place - the very addiction that a toxicology test could prove took his life.


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GRACE RWARAMBA DENIES PUMPING MICHAEL’S STOMACH

The nanny who cared for Michael Jackson’s children, Grace Rwaramba, has publicly spoken out against the rumors circulating that make claims she used to routinely pump the King of Pop’s stomach when he overdosed. According to Rwaramba, “I am shocked, hurt and deeply saddened by recent statements the press has attributed to me, in particular, the outrageous and patently false claim that I ‘routinely pumped his stomach after he had ingested a dangerous combination of drugs.’ I don’t even know how to pump a stomach!” She also claims that she never even spoke with the Times, which is where the story originated.


Grace has not made any statements about her future involvement with Michael’s children, and while initial reports suggested that Jackson wanted her to have custody of them if anything happened to him, there are new reports saying that his will specified that custody should go to his mother, Katherine Jackson. Had the King of Pop lived to perform on tour, word is that his eldest son, Prince, would have made his first appearance on stage with his father.

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ARE ELLEN POMPEO AND HUSBAND IN TROUBLE?

“Grey’s Anatomy” star Ellen Pompeo married longtime sweetheart Chris Ivery in November of 2007 and are expecting a child together, but it appears that things may not be going so well for the couple. Ivery was spotted at one of Diddy’s parties over the weekend, minus Ellen, and minus his wedding ring. Onlookers say he chatted with girls all night and stayed particularly close to a “voluptuous brunette.” Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!



Ellen and Chris were seen overseeing renovations to their Hollywood Hills home earlier that same day, but it was noted that the two seemed to stand a significant distance from one another. Click Here to see the couple’s $1.2 M crib in Hollywood Hills.

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R.I.P.

Friends and family bid adieu to actress Farrah Fawcett at a private funeral yesterday. Farrah’s “Charlie’s Angels” co-star Kate Jackson as well as long-time love Ryan O’Neal were in attendance. The actress’s son, Redmond O’Neal, was released from prison so that he could attend the ceremony, too.


Billy Mays’ funeral has been planned for this coming Friday in Pittsburgh, where he was born and raised. The funeral mass is being held at St. Mary Church in McKees Rocks at 9:30 a.m. (It was discovered this week that heart disease, not head trauma, was the culprit in Mays’ death.)


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Dolly remembers Jackson

Dolly Parton took the time to record a Video Diary entry honoring Michael Jackson and thanking her fans. I guess Dolly and Michael were pretty tight?! Well, they definitely shared a love of cosmetic procedures. Dolly has had a “little” work done.


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Opening Day for Johnny Depp

Big movie opening up today. Johnny Depp is back in “Public Enemies”, and his co-star is the closest thing Rob Pattinson has to a girlfriend, Emilie de Ravin, best known from her role in “Lost”. None of those stories about Rob and Kristen Stewart are true (that’s just wishful thinking from “Twilight” fans.) Right now, Emilie’s working on Rob’s next movie, and having an on-set affair with him. According to “Us Weekly”, last Friday at midnight, Rob & his entourage went to the “Soho House” in lower Manhattan. He and Emilie had arranged to meet there. She was hard to miss in her hot pink miniskirt.


They spent the next 2 hours tucked away in a corner booth. An eyewitness said, “They were very ‘touchy-feely’ all night. Then they left together at 2 a.m.” After getting married in 2006, Emilie just filed for divorce, and Rob’s reportedly grown close to her. Last week alone, they went out to dinner four times (and that’s after working together all day.) An insider says, “Emilie was cast due to her onscreen chemistry with Rob. As soon as the producers saw the spark between them, she had the job.” Yesterday, during a break in filming, they took a long walk through central park, holding hands just like any other couple…

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‘Us Weekly’ Tried to Stop $120K Deal for Kendra Wedding Pix

Not knowing Michael Jackson was suddenly going to die, “Us Weekly” cut a deal for the exclusive rights to Kendra Wilkinson’s wedding last week. They agreed to pay her $120,000 for the official photos, but after Jackson died, they tried to get out of it, since they’d have to put Michael on the cover. Kendra wouldn’t hear of it. Her reps said, “The documents were already signed. She expects that money.” So they squeezed her and her new husband on the right hand side of the cover…


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Cowell Offered $144 Million a Year to Remain on ‘Idol’

There’s no recession on “American Idol”. The show rakes in $900 million a year, and Simon’s contract expires early next year: so they offered him a raise. This season he made $36 million, but to keep him, next year, he’ll be getting $144 million! “Idol” is only one of Cowell’s TV contracts which are on the verge of expiring. He’s got 2 more in England that’ll probably pay him as much…


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Kristen Stewart Bursts Into Tears on Set of ‘Runaways’

Kristen Stewart is a tough cookie, but so is Joan Jett. As you probably know, Kristen is playing Joan in the upcoming movie about her first band “The Runaways”. Joan’s on the set every day, making sure the film is genuine. And last week, she didn’t like Kristen’s performance. She told her in the most sarcastic way possible. Kristen idolizes Joan. Her feelings were so hurt, she burst into tears on the set. An insider says, “Joan just wants Kristen to play an authentic version of herself, so she needled her a little too much, but she apologized when she realized how upset Kristen got.” Everything’s peaceful again. An insider says, “They’re like mother and daughter now.”


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Report-Jonas Brothers Trash Their Hotel Room in London

The Jonas Brothers are on tour right now, playing almost every night until Thanksgiving. Their new album is important to them, and they want to make sure they promote it. Unfortunately, it’s selling less than half as many copies as their previous one, which just came out last August. Between that, and having no outlet for their raging sex hormones, the pressure must be getting to them. They just trashed their hotel room in London. It was Joe and Nick who did the damage. Kevin blew the whistle on them. He said, “They completely tore up our suite. Joe and Nick were throwing things, glass was crashing, they even broke the floorboards. We won’t be invited back there anytime soon.”


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Lohan Turns 23 tomorrow, Will Her Nose Be Clogged?

Lindsay Lohan’s 23rd birthday isn’t til tomorrow, but she’s already started partying. Last Saturday, she was paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand in Vegas to host an all-day “Pre-Birthday Celebration” at the pool party, but sources say the event was less of a celebration and more of an urgent attempt to make some quick cash. According to the New York Post “none” of her friends were there, not ever Samantha Ronson.


The only person anyone ever heard of was Brittny Gastineau. Lindsay didn’t drink at the part, but changed her bikini at least 5 times. It gave her a reason to keep going to the bathroom. In the photos from the party, she can be seen clutching a bottle of sinus spray (“Dristan Nasal Mist”). For some reason, despite the dry Vegas hear-her nose was clogged all day. It didn’t clear up that night, either…


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Desperate ‘OK!’ Pay $500K For Last Jackson Picture

OK! Magazine isn’t even out yet, and already people are outraged over the cover. While other publications went with feel-good images to commemorate Jackson’s passing, “OK!” chose a photo of him on a stretcher (possibly dead). The magazine paid $500,000 for exclusive rights. An insider says many employees objected to putting the ghoulish photo on the cover, and advertisers and reads agreed. A source tells the New York Post, “Ad buyers have canceled upcoming meetings. It’s a disgrace. They’ve sunk to a new low.” On top of that, Sean Combs and Jay-Z are furious, They’re reportedly organizing a boycott. In their defense, the magazine says the photo was similar to one that ran on the “Entertainment Tonight” website. “OK!” plans to use the photo in its international editions (the ones that make money). The U.S. edition loses $450,000 a week.


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New Movies in Theaters Today

 
ALL REVIEWS ARE FROM DAILY VARIETY UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED

·        ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS-- (Animated) "FALLS SHORT ON JOKEY POP CULTURE REFERENCES AIMED AT GROWN-UPS. THIS EDITION OF THE FRANCHISE EMPHASIZES ACTION SEQUENCES AND CLEVER 3-D TRICKERY. FOX STUDIOS LOOKS TO EXPAND AN ALREADY SIZABLE AUDIENCE. THAT BEING SAID, IT IS ALSO TAKING A BOX OFFICE RISK WITH A MID-SUMMER RELEASE." Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Simon Pegg, Queen Latifah, Seann William Scott and Josh Peck. 1 Hour and 33 Minutes. Rated PG.

·        PUBLIC ENEMIES-- "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS WILL ADVERTISE THE FILM AS GANGBUSTER ENTERTAINMENT. INSTEAD, THE MOVIE IS REALLY A PERIOD PIECE DRAMA (WITH A DISAPPOINTING PERFORMANCE BY JOHNNY DEPP) AND, FOR A FOURTH OF JULY RELEASE, LIKELY MEDIOCRE BOX OFFICE RETURNS." Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard, Billy Crudup, Stephen Lang, Rory Cochrane and Stephen Dorff. 2 Hours and 20 Minutes. Rated R.

·        WHATEVER WORKS-- (Expands Nationwide) YET ANOTHER WOODY ALLEN FILM. IT OUGHT TO ATTRACT HIS EVER-DWINDLING NUMBER OF FANS. THE REMAINDER OF THE COUNTRY IS LIKELY TO IGNORE IT. Larry David, Evan Rachel Wood, Patricia Clarkson, Ed Begley Junior and Michael McKean. 1 Hour and 32 Minutes. Rated PG-13.

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On TV Tonight


'America's Got Talent', 'So You Think You Can Dance' Dirty Dozen

 
·        SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE DOZEN DANCERS PERFORM. (FOX, 7 PM)

·        WIPEOUT COUPLES COMPETE IN THE OBSTACLE COURSE OF "SPIKED FENDERS", "SPINNING TRIANGLES" AND "DROP BRIDGE". (ABC, 7 PM)

·        THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE (Repeat) BARB AND CHRISTINE RISK LOSING THEIR GYM FRANCHISE. (CBS, 7 PM)

·        GARY UNMARRIED (Repeat) GARY GETS AN IRS AUDIT. (CBS, 7:30 PM)

·        AMERICA'S GOT TALENT AUDITIONS CONTINUE (NBC, 8 PM)

·        I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAME SHOW (ABC, 8 PM)

·        CRIMINAL MINDS (Repeat) A KILLER USES HIS EXPERIENCE IN THE FUNERAL BUSINESS TO EXTEND THE TIME HE SPENDS WITH HIS VICTIMS. (CBS, 8 PM)

·        TRIAL BY FIRE (2008) A FEMALE FIREFIGHTER TRIES TO BECOME A SMOKEJUMPER. Brooke Burns, Rex Linn and Rick Ravanello. (LIFETIME, 8 PM)

·        BEE MOVIE (2007) Animated. Voices by Jerry Seinfeld, Renee Zellweger, Matthew Broderick, John Goodman and Chris Rock (HBO, 8:30 PM)

·        PRIMETIME: CRIME (Season Premiere) WHY WOULD TWO SIBLINGS GUN DOWN THEIR LOVING STEP-FATHER? (ABC, 9 PM)

·        CSI: NY (Repeat) A MURDER SUSPECT IS IMPALED. (CBS, 9 PM)

·        THE PHILANTHROPIST A SHADY BUSINESS TRIP TO PARIS. (NBC, 9 PM)

·        THE REAL WORLD: CANCUN (MTV, 9 PM)

·        HALF-TON VIRGIN AFTER LOSING 400 POUNDS, A MAN HOPES TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. (TLC, 9 PM)