Bobby went to the John Mayer concert on Tuesday and managed to make it onto the Big Screen a bunch of times! Here is Bobby chilling with John before the show!


Watch as a girl freaks out about seeing Bobby on the screen!


And More of Bobby on the Big Screen!


Here is some video Lunchbox took at the concert of John performing "Heartbreak Warfare"!


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LB at the Rodeo

Lunchbox went for a day of fun at the Rodeo!


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Lindsay Lohan Finally On The Profitable Side Of A Lawsuit

Actress Lindsay Lohan has belatedly taken offense to the E-Trade Superbowl commercial that blatantly mocked her recent substance abuse troubles. One of the babies in the ad was named Lindsay and is referred to as a “milkaholic.” It’s not one of the most vague references to a famous person’s indiscretions, that’s for sure.


LiLo is now reportedly suing E-Trade for a whopping $100 million, with her attorney claiming that even though the baby in question wasn’t specifically named “Lindsay LOHAN,” the fact that the baby was addressed as Lindsay gives them grounds to take legal action since “Lindsay” is a recognizable name in the entertainment industry. In addition to the 6 figure settlement, Lohan’s legal team wants the commercial pulled from air immediately. E-Trade, meanwhile, has refused to comment on the lawsuit.

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Howard Stern Attacks Size Of “Precious” Star

Howard Stern is not known for being congeniel, and his most recent cruel rampage has targeted “Precious” actress Gabourey Sidibe for her size. Stern said Monday on his satellite show, “There’s the most enormous, fat black chick I’ve ever seen…everyone’s pretending she’s a part of show business and she’s never going to be in another movie.” Stern went on to criticize Oprah for giving Gabby what he insinuated was false hope after telling the overweight actress that she had a “brilliant career” ahead of her. “She’s telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she’s going to have a career,” Howard snapped, referring to the talk show queen as a “filthy liar.”


Gaborey Sidibe just may have the last laugh on this one, however. She will soon make an appearance on the Showtime series “The C Word,” and her big screen role in “Yelling to the Sky,” opposite Zoe Kravitz, is already a done deal.

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George Clooney’s Oscars Frown Was A Joke

Eyebrows were raised Sunday evening when Oscar nominee George Clooney seemed irate with co-host Alec Baldwin’s repeated jokes made at his expense. He furiously frowned through the jabs, prompting some suspicion that perhaps there was a behind-the-scenes feud taking place that was finally bubbling up to the surface.


As it turns out, George was simply joking around with Alec. The on-camera glare was something they had agreed upon beforehand, and was a way for Clooney to keep his composure as he and Alec made funny faces at each other when the lenses weren’t turned on either one of them.

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Busted... Again!


DMX was arrested yesterday in Arizona and now his lawyer is reaching out to the one man who he believes can save him ... Dr. Drew Pinsky. DMX allegedly violated the terms of his probation by using illegal drugs over the last nine months. His lawyer says, "He's been battling addiction for some time and he's in need of treatment” and they’re hoping Dr. Drew can help. DMX (aka Earl Simmons) was arrested a bazillion times over the last two years for all sorts of reasons ... including drug charges. Here are some more of DMX's mug shots!


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He's Back!

Charlie Sheen will resume shooting "Two and a Half Men" next week during the day, but he'll go back to rehab at night. He has an arraignment in Aspen next Monday and after that he’ll fly to LA, so he can start shooting the last four episodes of the season on Tuesday. Supposedly, after each day on the set Charlie will go directly back to rehab. As for now, he’s said to be doing great and his doctors have given him the go-ahead to resume filming.


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It was down to 2 finalists for the co-hosting job on “DWTS”:

Brooke Burke and Vanessa Minnillo, but Brooke had a natural advantage; she was the winning contestant on the seventh season of the show. Brooke is super excited about the job and is looking forward to co-hosting the new season (which kicks off March 22 on ABC).


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Rumor Alert!

Rumor has that Fox has canceled “24” after this season. According to “Daily Variety,” costs have continued to climb, while ratings are going down. On top of that, Kiefer, plus his cast and crew are eager to turn “24” into a movie franchise.


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“Spartacus” Actor Cancer-Stricken

“Spartacus” star Andy Whitfield has revealed some devastating news: he has been diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma, a form of blood cancer. Fortunately, the disease is treatable, and he and his doctors are going right to work with an aggressive treatment plan. Whitfield says that he will begin his course of treatment immediately in New Zealand.


According to Whitfield’s release, “I’m receiving excellent care…with an army of support behind me.” The down-side to his treatment schedule is that there will be a delay when it comes to shooting scenes for the second season of “Spartacus,” which airs on Starz. Still, the cable network would much rather have their star back healthy and ready to work later than never!

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More Explanation On Late Farrah Fawcett’s Oscar Snub

The Academy offered additional insight yesterday as to why notable performers Bea Arthur, Farrah Fawcett and Gene Barry didn’t turn up during the tribute to stars who lost their lives in 2009. Initially, the vague answer was as simple as that, because of timing reasons, not everyone could be included. Now, Academy executive director Bruce Davis is being more specific saying that because the contributions of the aforementioned entertainers were more synonymous with television rather than film, would be “more appropriately honored by the television academy at the Emmy Awards.”


As for Michael Jackson, who was in no way related to film prior to the year of his death, Davis explained that he was included in the sequence because of the release of the theatrical film “This Is It,” which was centered on his final rehearsal footage. Bruce Davis admits that some of the omissions received complaints. “There’s nothing you can say to people, particularly to family members, within a day or two of the show that helps at all. They tend to be surprised and hurt, and we understand that and we’re sorry for it.”

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Jackson’s Bodyguards Defending Singer’s Sexuality

Michael Jackson passed away amidst longstanding rumors that he was gay, with a particular affinity for younger boys, but his bodyguards are now claiming that he was a “normal man” with “normal desires.” Mike Garcia, Bill Whitfield and Javon “BJ” Beard were the men who made up his security team when he was still alive, and say now that Michael was into women, despite what people thought about him. Says Whitfield, “He had desires of women like we do. He had lovers. In the cars that we had, we had a curtain that covered the back seat…they talked back there, they didn’t do nothing out of bounds. You could hear the kissing.”


In addition, Garcia defends Jacko’s parenting skills, saying that he was a wonderful father. “The kids were constantly saying, ‘I love you, daddy.’ They were like four buddies.” Jackson died last year at the age of 50, with not one, but two court cases involving alleged child molestation and sexual abuse – both of which he walked away from charge-free.

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Hilary Duff To Author Teen Fiction Books

Hilary Duff will soon be able to add “author” to her resume. The former Disney actress and current singer has inked a deal with Simon & Schuster to write a teen series fiction, the first of which will be in stores as early as October. The name of the book is “Elixir” and will follow the adventures of a photojournalist named Clea Raymond.


The recently engaged star isn’t focused solely on fiction, however, and intends to write a nonfiction book that will be in stores in 2012. It will focus on children who have to cope with divorce – an all-too popular trend these days. Duff herself went through it, and her experience is chronicled in her songs “Stranger” and “Gypsy Woman.” Hilary is joining other starlets who have turned to writing for income. Lauren Conrad has penned a successful series, and Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth are both working on one.

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Tiger Woods And Wife Elin Lock Lips

It seems as though things are on the right path for Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordegren. After months apart, separate vacations and Tiger’s time in therapy for sex addiction, the two were spotted kissing for the first time since the affair scandal began. Residents in the couple’s Orlando neighborhood said they’re getting accustomed to seeing them together once again, and that they were hugging and kissing openly this week.


One source claims that “there was a time when [Elin] wouldn’t even look at him.” Elin is said to have called off her divorce lawyers, and the two seem resolved to move forward with their relationship from here.

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Its Official!

A sex tape allegedly starring “Bachelor” contestant Rozlyn Papa has officially hit the internets. The footage features a woman who, at minimum, strongly resembles Rozlyn, performing sexual acts on a man. Rozlyn’s rep maintains that her client has “no knowledge of any tape.”


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Speaking of the Bachelor...

Former "Bachelor" Jason Mesnick is auctioning off some of the items from his February wedding to Molly Malaney. Some of the items up for grabs: A watch worn by Jason, a woman's Neil Lane pendant worn by Molly and autographed table numbers. The rainy wedding aired Monday night -- and afterward Jason twittered "Hope everyone enjoyed the wedding ... Don't forget to bid on items from our wedding on ebay". The auction benefits Project Parachute, which is Jason's single parent non-profit organization. Act fast…auction ends March 17. Click here to check out the auction.


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Good Deed!

Black Eyed Peas singer Will.I.Am is making up for his lack of a college education by sending four of his young fans to school through his “i.am.scholarship” fund. The performer says, “It’s one thing to make it…and you keep it for you. That’s not making it. Making it is spreading it.” Potential candidates must have a GPA of at least 2.8. As Will says, he doesn’t want a “nation full of dummies.”


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VIRAL VIDEO:

At least Heidi Montag sees the humor in her new plastic self. In this new “Funny of Die” video, she warns other reality TV stars about the dangers of paying for all their plastic surgeries on credit. Instead, she advocates that we fight for strong consumer protection. Hubby Spencer even makes a cameo posing like a Buddha on a pedestal. Don’t ask. You’re guaranteed to laugh at Heidi’s balloon boobs and Botox-impaired smile. Even though she’s making fun of herself, we still don’t like her, sorry. For some people, it makes them charming. For her, not-so-much.


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VIRAL VIDEO:

This is one of those cute animal videos you guys love. It’s a wild baby bunny, from Animal Advocates ( wildlife rehabilitation), being super cute for the camera. The tiny, baby bunny eats a dandelion flower and then washes its tiny, furry face.


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VIRAL VIDEO:

This is a TV news clip from Michigan. It shows a soon-to-be bride flipping out after a bridal shop owner refused to help her with alterations to her wedding dress. The owner said she was impossible to deal with, and asked her to leave. The Bridezilla wouldn’t leave and called in her husband for back-up.


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Website Offers 11 Ways To Break Up With Your Mate And They’ll Make The Call For You

Ever wished you could avoid the awkwardness of telling your BF it’s over and just pay someone to dump him for you? Well, for 10 smackers, Bradley Laborman will do your dirty work! Then he’ll post a recording of the break-up phone convo on the internet. Sounds a bit insensitive on paper, sure, but actually IDump4U.com is a pretty incredible phenomenon and, surprisingly enough, the clientele is mostly women. Priceless!


Clearly, even if you don’t wanna dump someone, the site’s entertainment value is just about the sweetest time suck on the web! Laborman isn’t afraid to put it all out there. It’s not just the same mechanical script over and over again. Using his degree in psychology, Laborman tries to help the person on the other line work through the anger of being dumped, let alone by a third party, and sees the internet posting as a way to create a sympathetic community for the poor sap, as well as an outlet. “I put it on there because if you think you’re in a bad relationship right now, listen to some of these dumps and realize you could have it a lot worse off,” Laborman said.


Dumping is a hard job, but somebody’s got to do it! Perhaps a professional? Lucky for those unfortunately unhappy people trapped in relationships with no spine to weasel their way out or those dating someone too crazy to be reasoned with, IDump4U.com is all part of a growing internet business phenomenon that helps people break up.  Click Here for Dumping For Hire! – click the “Dump Now” to make it happen!

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Study Proves Men Have More Leisure Time Than Women

A new study says men enjoy more of leisure time each day than women. Ya think?! The international survey found that men spent longer watching television, meeting friends, playing sport or pursuing hobbies than the fairer sex. The Organization of Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), made up of the world’s richest nations, said that Italian men led the way, followed by Belgium men and American men. Previous OECD reports have suggested that the difference may be more to do with how each sex chooses to spend its time which was not taken into account in the new report. The OECD concluded that shopping, soaking in the bath, grooming or taking a long lunch all count as work rather than leisure. If these are taken into account British men have only 10 minutes more spare time a day than women.


The report said men universally report spending more time in activities counted as leisure than women. Gender differences in leisure time are wide across countries. The 80-minute leisure advantage for men in Italy led the way, followed by 50 minutes in Belgium, 38 minutes in the U.S., 33 minutes in France, 32 in Britain and 22 minutes in Germany. Across the OECD countries, 62 per cent of women have jobs, and women earn a fifth less than men, said the Daily Mail. Officials said the gap was a result of women taking time off work to concentrate on bringing up their children. Click Here to Read Between the Lines – Women Work Harder Than Men!

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1 In 6 Americans Has Herpes

About 16 percent of Americans, about 1 in 6, between the ages of 14 and 49 are infected with genital herpes, making it one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases, according to an analysis by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Black women had the highest rate of infection at 48 percent and women were nearly twice likely as men to be infected. Overall, about 21 percent of women were infected with genital herpes, compared to only 11.5 percent of men, while 39 percent of blacks were infected compared to about 12 percent for whites, the CDC said. There is no cure for genital herpes, or herpes simplex virus type 2 (HSV-2), which can cause recurrent and painful  sores and also increases the likelihood of acquiring and transmitting the AIDS virus. It is related to herpes simplex virus 1, or oral herpes, which causes cold sores. The CDC estimates that more than 80 percent of people with herpes do not know they are infected.


“The message is herpes is quite common. The symptoms can be often very innocuous,” Dr. John Douglas of the CDC said. “Because herpes is so prevalent it becomes a really important reason to use condoms on a consistent and correct basis with all of your partners,” Douglas said. Douglas said the increased rate of infection in blacks is not due to increased risk behavior but likely due to biological factors that make women more susceptible as well as the higher rate of infection within black communities. The CDC estimates that there are 19 million new sexually transmitted disease infections every year in the United States, costing the health care system about $16 billion annually. Click here for more info.

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On TV Tonight

 'American Idol' Men, Cycle 14 of 'ANTM' Debut & ABC Comedies


·        AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL (Cycle 14 Premiere) THIRTEEN SUPERMODEL HOPEFULS ARE CHALLENGED BY PEREZ HILTON. (CW, 7 PM)

·        THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE SHE FINDS HERSELF STRANDED AT A SUBWAY STATION. (CBS, 7 PM)

·        HUMAN TARGET CHANCE GOES TO SOUTH AMERICA TO RESCUE AN ARCHEOLOGIST WHO IS TARGETED BY A BOUNTY HUNTER. (FOX, 7 PM)

·        SCRUBS KELSO & COLE LEAN ON EACH OTHER. (ABC, 7 PM)

·        GARY UNMARRIED MITCH RETURNS FROM OVERSEAS. (CBS, 7:30 PM)

·        THE MIDDLE AXL GETS HIS HEART BROKEN. (ABC, 7:30 PM)

·        AMERICAN IDOL TOP 8 MALE SEMI-FINALISTS PERFORM. (FOX, 8 PM)

·        MODERN FAMILY PHIL CONNECTS WITH A HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND ON FACEBOOK AND INVITES HER OVER TO THE HOUSE. (ABC, 8 PM)

·        CRIMINAL MINDS A TRUCK DRIVER IS KIDNAPPING WOMEN. (CBS, 8 PM)

·        REAL HOUSEWIVES of ORANGE COUNTY RE-UNION SPECIAL. (BRAVO, 8 PM)

·        COUGAR TOWN JULES TRIES TO PROVE TO GRAYSON THAT MEN & WOMEN CAN BE FRIENDS-- WITHOUT SEX COMPLICATING MATTERS. (ABC, 8:30 PM)

·        HIGH SOCIETY (Series Premiere) THIS NEW SERIES FOLLOWS A "PARK AVENUE PRINCESS" SOCIALITE AND HER CIRCLE OF FRIENDS. (CW, 8:30 PM)

·        THE REAL WORLD: D.C ANDREW FALLS IN LOVE. (MTV, 9 PM)

·        UGLY BETTY HILDA FINALLY MEETS BOBBY'S PARENTS. (ABC, 9 PM)

·        LAW & ORDER: SVU NEW EPISODE (NBC, 9 PM)

·        CSI: NY TWO YOUNG JOURNALISTS ARE FOUND DEAD. (CBS, 9 PM)

Eyebrows were raised when Farrah Fawcett failed to appear alongside Patrick Swayze, Michael Jackson, and other memorable celebrity deaths from 2009 at this past weekend’s Oscars tribute to the late entertainers. It was originally thought to be a negligent oversight, but it’s since been revealed that Fawcett was purposely not included in the footage.


Leslie Unger, who servers as the spokeswoman for the Academy, addressed the situation on Monday, saying, “Every year, it’s an unfortunate reality that we can’t include everybody. I would not say that it was an oversight. No matter how carefully and how conscientiously people address who is included, there are people who just simply can’t be.” - You can’t include Farrah Fawcett?! One of the original Charlie’s Angels?!?!


Fawcett’s longtime love Ryan O’Neal isn’t happy with the Academy’s vague explanation, and says that he and others were “stunned at the decision not to include her in the tribute.” O’Neal also said he thinks the Academy “should be scolded for that.” “Golden Girl” Bea Arthur was another missing from the memorial roster, by the way, which avid fans of the 80s sitcom have fussed about. Ed McMahon was also left out.

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Miley Cyrus is Deeper Than You and Me

Miley Cyrus covers the April 2010 issue of “Teen Vogue,” and given her interview inside, seems to think she’s a few notches above the rest of us. The Disney tween queen waxed poetic on her relationship with Liam Hemsworth, who she met while filming “The Last Song.” According to Miley, she and her beau from down under are on a much different level than the other people wandering around this great green earth. “I think we’re both deeper than normal people – what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that, too.” (Ironically enough, the article at the bottom of the cover was entitled “Ego Trip.” We’d say Little Miss Miley is on a bit of one.)


The one good piece of news in the article was that Hannah Montana will refrain from making music for a while after she finishes recording the album she’s working on. For when Cyrus makes “music that doesn’t truly inspire [her], the more [she] feels like [she's] blending in with everyone else.” We certainly can’t have that! A quick fix for such a dire situation? “After this next album, I’m taking some time off.” Our ears thank you, Miley. You get out there and be exceptionally deep with your boyfriend for as long as you want to be!

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Beastie Boy Conquers Cancer, Utilizes God-Given Right to Party

Last year, the stunning news came that Beastie Boy Adam “MCA” Yauch was stricken with cancer. The discovery was made when doctors found a tumor on one of his salivary glands. After catching the tumor early, though, and engaging in rounds of preliminary treatments, it seems that Yauch is in full remission, and more than anxious to get back to work with the rest of the group. Yauch posted a message on the Beastie Boys’ website, saying that they were now ready to resume working on “Hot Sauce Committee, Part 1,” a project that was put on indefinite hiatus after Yauch’s tragic diagnosis.


“It was really disappointing to have to hold the record and postpone the tour, but doctor’s orders,” Adam said. “We may or may not [release the album] depending on how my health is come September. Yauch has admitted to, understandably, lacking the energy necessary to meet the demands of a touring schedule, but says that he is slowly and surely regaining strength and hopes to return to normal sooner than later.

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Jack from TV's "Will and Grace" Sort of Comes Out of the Closet Offscreen

“Will and Grace” actor Sean Hayes is, after years of speculation and rumors, discussing his personal sexuality in the most recent issue of “The Advocate.” And while Hayes doesn’t exactly say that he’s gay, he certainly doesn’t say that he’s not. “I am who I am. I was never in, as they say. Never.” Throughout the interview, Hayes dropped several jokes referencing homosexuality in general, all not-so-subtle hints as to his sexual preference outside of his most well-known character.


Sean also targeted the media for being critical of actors and actresses who aren’t forthcoming with their sexual preferences. Hayes told “The Advocate,” “I believe that nobody owes anything to anybody…you are your authentic self to whom and when you choose to be, and if you don’t know somebody, then why would you explain to them how you life your life?” In recent years, actors like “Grey’s Anatomy’s” T.R. Knight and “How I Met Your Mother’s” Neil Patrick Harris were forced out of the closet after being outed in tabloids. Afterwards came the inevitable barrage of articles finding fault with them for “hiding who they were.” Openly gay actor Rupert Everett recently said in an interview that people in Hollywood should strive to hide the fact they ARE homosexual, given the way their careers can often be drastically altered for the worst once the revelation is made. Sean Hayes, by the way, is making his way to Broadway and is preparing to start in a revival of the 60s musical “Promises, Promises.”

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Matt Kemp and Rihanna Say They're "Just Friends". . . We Call B.S.

Singer Rihanna and Dodgers player Matt Kemp keep insisting that they’re just friends, even as Kemp threw an elaborate party for RiRi for her birthday, and even as they continue to spend every waking moment out and about, tangled up in one another’s arms. Rihanna, in fact, just flew into Arizona from BERLIN this past Saturday, just so that she could meet Kemp’s family, as well as attend her boo’s Ante Up for Autism charity bash. Kemp’s brother, fyi, is autistic.


Witnesses who were on-hand for the first exchange of niceties between Rihanna and Kemp’s family said that nothing seemed awkward, and that the R&B star seemed very comfortable among her man’s kin. As for Kemp’s charity event, there were only 150 attendees and they still managed to raise a whopping $170,000 at the gala. Rihanna will next be seen at the Kid’s Choice Awards on March 27th, which she’s scheduled to perform for. - Thats great.. she can show up in her famous kid-friendly fashion  like her pasties that barely cover her privates.

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“Double Shot of Love" Twin Removed from Medical Coma

Erica “Rikki” and Victoria “Vikki” Mongeon were in a car wreck last week that resulted in Rikki being put into a medically induced coma while doctors waited the swelling in her brain out. After one scare in which they tried to pull her out of the coma, only to discover that the swelling didn’t reduce as they hoped it would, Rikki is said to now be off all of the tubes and breathing with only the assistance of an oxygen mask. Sources close to the family say that she’s stable for the moment.


News is still scarce on the exact condition of the less fortunate twin, but insiders seem hopeful that a full recovery is forthcoming. Rikki’s sister, Vikki, has been a constant by her twin sister’s side throughout this ordeal, leaving the hospital only to do brief, vague interviews, updating fans on her sis’s condition.

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English Producer in the Hat to Replace Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell is abandoning “American Idol” at the end of the season to take over an Americanized version of his hit UK singing competition “The X Factor,” and Fox is scrambling to fill his judge’s seat before the 2011 season begins. English producer Steve Lillywhite, who has worked with huge names like U2, Talking Heads, Dave Matthews Band and Psychedelic Furs, will plop his privileged little tush dow in Simon’s chair before it even gets cold, if he has his way.


Lillywhite is campaigning via YouTube, joking that he’s spent “30 years telling Bono what to do,” which undoubtedly means that he can be “firm!” At this point, any replacement is better than Perez Hilton, who is also vying for the job.

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Barbara Walters Thinks She Destroyed Ricky Martin's Career

Barbara Walters hosted her final Oscars interview special this year, telling the audience of “The View” that, at this point, she more or less feels like she’s “been there, done that.” Still, throughout the years, she’s asked the challenging questions nobody else wanted to ask, and she’s gone places nobody else had the nerve to go. Sometimes, she went TOO FAR, in her opinion. Walters told the “Toronto Star” that she feels personally responsible for the demise of Latino singer Ricky Martin’s career after her interview with him in 2000.


“I pushed Ricky Martin very hard to admit if he was gay or not, and the way he refused to do it made everyone decide that he was,” Walters said. “A lot of people say that destroyed his career, and when I think back on it now I feel it was an inappropriate question.” You might want to get together and discuss this with Sean Hayes!

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Singer D'Angelo Arrested for Trying to Buy Sex

My, how the mighty fall. 90s singer and hitmaker D’Angelo was arrested over the weekend after soliciting an undercover policewoman for sex. The 34-year-old offered her $40 perform sexual acts. Upon investigation, authorities also discovered that he had wads of cash in his vehicle, totaling up to $12,000. Despite the odds stacking up against him, D’Angelo says that he plans to plead not guilty, and that he hopes “the public will allow the American justice system to resolve the matter before jumping to any conclusions.”


We're sure there’s a really solid story there that has NOTHING to do with sex.

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Weekend Box Office

The weekend box office was ruled by “Alice in Wonderland,” which we all knew it would be. The new Tim Burton film, starring Johnny Depp, took in $116.1 million. The film is an updated, bizarre and twisted take on the Lewis Carroll classic.


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Finally

Lil Wayne finally made it to the big house. The rapper was sentenced to criminal court for a year yesterday after being caught with a loaded gun on his tour bus back in 2007. His time will be reduced to eight months, pending good behavior. His lawyer says that he’ll continue to make music while behind bars.


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It’s the news we’ve all been waiting to hear:

Betty White has confirmed that she’ll make an appearance on an upcoming episode of “Saturday Night Live.” The former “Golden Girl” let the news slip at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Award Viewing Party Sunday evening, but didn’t outline the details of her appearance. Word is that she’ll be part of a “Women of Comedy” special, which will also include appearances from Tina Fey and Molly Shannon. (Lorne Michaels has denied those reports.)


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Ouch

Kathy Ireland’s poor showing on the Oscars’ red carpet left people wondering if perhaps her robotic speech and slow reactions indicated some sort of struggle with substance abuse. The model says that she wasn’t drunk, nor was she high – but instead, very excited to be there. Ireland tweeted, “So many misunderstood that that J.O.Y. was being invited to co host!”


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LOST CAT?

Awwwwww… ? It’s a reward flyer for what you think is a lost cat. Upon reading the flyer, you realize the owner is offering up it’s cat to the person who finds the lost keys.


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GIRL SCOUT COOKIES:

We’ve brought you a lot of info lately about Girl Scout Cookies, including that the booth sales (in front of stores) will take place from 3/5 – 3/21. With that said, today we give you a Girl Scout Cookie locator! Not sure where to find a cookie booth in your area? Click on the link below, put in your zip code and it will give you dates and locations of Girl Scout Cookie booth sales in your area! Man, I love America!


Click Here to see more info.

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VIRAL VIDEO:

It’s a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind” – it’s the “Entrepreneur State of Mind.” It’s The New Dork…. HUGE props to this guy! VERY well done!


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VIRAL VIDEO:

The trailer for “Iron Man 2.” It hits theaters (and IMAX) May 7th.


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Red Wine Keeps You Thin

For all the wine lovers out there, here’s the best news you could possibly hear. A new, long-term study says that people who drink red wine in moderation stay thinner into middle age. Woo hoo! Now there’s finally a legit reason to pop the cork on a daily basis.


Of the 20,000 women that participated in this study, the red wine drinkers consistently put on less weight than the women who drank white wine, beer, liquor, or no alcohol at all. Why? The theory is that the body processes calories from alcohol differently from calories from food. The livers of regular red wine drinkers develop a separate method of breaking down alcohol, where surplus energy is turned into heat rather than fat. So those calories from your glass of Pinot Noir will get burned off while the calories from your slice of pizza will go directly to your butt. If you weren’t already excited to go out and buy a bottle of liquid dinner, studies also show that red wine can prevent blood clots and heart disease and extend your life expectancy. Cheers to that! Click Here to see more.

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Four Partying/Dringing Myths Busted

Speaking of alcohol, your Saturday night party habits may not be as safe as you thought. A few common but ugly rumors may be giving you a false sense of safety and putting you at major risk.


Marie Claire is setting the record straight, so the next time you hit the bars you can think twice about ordering that extra vodka Red Bull.

1. HOOKAHS ARE SAFER THAN CIGARETTES.

First of all, “Hookah” is not slang for Hooker. A Hookah is a water pipe used to smoke tobacco. Anyway, the myth is false. A typical hookah session lasts 45 minutes, so you’re exposed to at least 50 times more smoke than if you lit one cigarette. Plus, “water-pipe smoke contains about eight times the carbon monoxide, nearly two times the nicotine, and 36 times the tar of a cigarette.


2. YOU CANCEL OUT THE EFFECTS OF PARTYING IF YOU “PRE-TOX” DURING THE WEEK.

False. One drink a day can be good for you (as we shared above about red wine), but if you skip Wednesday and Thursday, that doesn’t mean you can have three drinks on Friday and toast to your health. Your body (namely, your liver) can’t handle so much alcohol at once, even if you didn’t drink for a few days beforehand.


3. DIET SODA MIXERS GET YOU WASTED FASTER.

True (who knew?!). Recent research found that alcohol mixed with diet soda resulted in higher blood-alcohol concentrations than when the alcohol was mixed with regular soda. Researchers think sugar may slow the absorption of alcohol.


4. MIXING RED BULL AND LIQUOR LETS YOU PARTY LONGER.

True (of course it is!). Red Bull and other caffeinated drinks let you party longer — but not smarter. They make you feel like you’re alert but don’t reduce the real effects of alcohol, including slower physical and visual reactions. And be extra careful: They can make you think you can drive when you’re actually seriously impaired.

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10 Ways to Get More Sleep and Lose Weight in the Process

In honor of National Sleep Awareness week (3/7 – 3/13) Dr. Mark Hooper, founder of My Ideal Pillow, offers some advice: He says two appetite-controlling hormones are adversely affected by loss of sleep. Hence, less sleep equals more pounds. So…why not kill two birds with one stone: get some rest and curb extra eating–just by using a few simple tactics. Here, some practical strategies to help us all get some sleep.


• Change your bedtime to an earlier one.

• Switch bedtimes with your partner: You retire early one night and get up for the first feeding while he gets the baby to sleep—and then switch the following night.

• Avoid caffeine from mid-afternoon on.

• Create a sleep-friendly bedroom (cool, dark, quiet, and comfortable).

• Take a shower every morning. One mom’s brilliant, if not scientific, opinion is that a hot shower can equal two hours of sleep!

• Nap, especially on the weekends. There is truth to the phrase “catch up on sleep”

• Let the sunlight in during the day. Even if you can’t physically make it outside, having the blinds open to let in the sun can refresh the mind and promote a better night’s sleep.

• Create a worry journal to write your worries down before you sleep.

• Hire help for a few hours after you get home from work to alleviate the “after work” stress.

• Consider a meal service for a few days each week. (because we all have a ton of extra $$ in this economy, right?)

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On TV Tonight

Women Sing on 'Idol', 'Lost', 'NCIS' Two-Fer and 'Biggest Loser'


·        AMERICAN IDOL 8 FEMALE SEMI-FINALISTS PERFORM. (FOX, 7 PM)

·        BIGGEST LOSER WORKING FULLTIME AT A FOOD BANK. (NBC, 7 PM)

·        NCIS A DEAD MARINE WITH A CLOSET FULL OF SURPRISES. (CBS, 7 PM)

·        90210 ADRIANNA & GIA BOND AT AN A-A MEETING - THEN KISS. (CW, 7 PM)

·        THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006) Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Adrian Grenier, Stanley Tucci and Emily Blunt. (F/X, 7 PM)

·        LOST BEN FACES THE CONSEQUENCES OF AN UNCOVERED LIE. (ABC, 8 PM)

·        NCIS: LOS ANGELES A SAILOR DIES IN AN EXPERIMENTAL CAR WHILE RACING ON THE STREET. (CBS, 8 PM)

·        GLEE (Repeat) LAST YEAR'S SEASON ENDER, WHERE THEY WIN THE SECTIONALS, BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF BACKSTAGE DRAMA. (FOX, 8 PM)

·        MELROSE PLACE AMANDA'S LAVISH PARTY TO CELEBRATE THE ARRIVAL OF HER BILLIONAIRE BOYFRIEND, BEN AUGGIE. (CW, 8 PM)

·        THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER A YOUNG FARMER (BRAVO ,9 PM)

·        WHITE COLLAR THE FIRST SEASON FINALE. (USA, 9 PM)

·        SOUTHLAND SAMMY AND HIS WIFE HAVE CONFLICTS. (TNT, 9 PM)

·        16 AND PREGNANT CHELSEA IS A POPULAR GIRL, WHO BELIEVES HER LIFE WILL RETURN TO "NORMAL" AFTER HAVING A BABY. (MTV, 9 PM)

·        THE FORGOTTEN THE REMAINS OF ALEX'S DAUGHTER. (ABC, 9 PM)

·        THE GOOD WIFE A LAWYER IS CHARGED WITH MURDER. (CBS, 9 PM)

·        PARENTHOOD SARAH GOES SEARCHING FOR A JOB. (NBC, 9 PM)

Check out Bobby's Impromptu fashion shot over the weekend!


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Amy's Pants Tweet!

Amy was at a store and tweeted a funny picture.


Here's what she tweeted - "They've got pants w/ strategically placed bleach stains on them... people really pay money for these?"

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82nd Annual Oscars Finally Over - "Hurt Locker" Big Winner


“The Hurt Locker” was the big winner at last night’s 82nd annual Academy Awards, winning not only six Oscars total, but giving Kathryn Bigelow the first win for a women in the Best Director category. She beat out ex, James Cameron, who was also up for directing “Avatar.”


There was no shortage of funny moments, either, as hosts Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin parodied “Paranormal Activity” and Ben Stiller took the stage dressed as Na’vi from “Avatar.” The Brat Pack reunited onstage for a tribute to director John Hughes.


There was one major Oscars faux pas this year that had everyone talking. Late “Charlie’s Angel” actress Farrah Fawcett was noticably absent from the “Stars We Lost” tribute at last night’s Academy Awards. Farrah passed away in June at the age of 62 after a long battle with cancer. Roger Ebert expressed his annoyance via Twitter: “No Farrah in the memorial. They have a whole lot of ’splaining to do.”


A list of the evenings big winners is as follows:


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Sandra Bullock Takes Home Oscar and Razzie Over the Weekend


Best Actress nominee – and, as it turns out, winner – Sandra Bullock made a personal appearance at Saturday evening’s Golden Raspberry Awards. The mock Oscars ceremony takes place on Academy Awards Eve every year to dis-honor the worst in the year’s movies. Bullock was up for Worst Actress for her role in “All About Steve,” and she made good on her promise that if she ever won a Razzie, she would accept it personally. She was the first to do so since Halle Berry got Worst Actress for her role in “Catwoman” in 2005.


Bullock joked, “I didn’t realize that, in Hollywood, all you had to do was say you’d show up, and then you’d get the award. If I’d known that, I would have said I was appearing at the Oscars a long time ago.” “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” was chosen as the Worst Picture of 2009, Michael Bay got Wost Director, and Worst Actor was a 3-way tie between the Jonas Brothers.

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OSCARS IN PICTURES!!!!:

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden


Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick

Rachel McAdams


Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon


Penelope Cruz


Jennifer Lopez


George Clooney


Kristen Stewart


Taylor Lautner


Cameron Diaz

Demi Moore


Ben Stiller


Mo'Nique


Jeff Bridges


Hilary Swank


Miley Cyrus


Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth



Zac Efron

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Brad Paisley Needs More than a Quick Check for Ticks After Stage Fall

Country singer Brad Paisley was hospitalized after falling offstage during his Saturday night performance in Charleston, SC. Paisley was, ironically enough, performing his encore “Alcohol” when he took the tumble. (He wasn’t under the influence of the stuff when the incident occurred, mind you.) He did take the stage to finish his show, but was checked into a hospital immediately afterward.


Fortunately, Paisley only suffered some bad bruising, and was able to be released early yesterday morning, but the fall was apparently pretty painful as he twittered that he “hit hard…and I mean freaking hard.” The country star also joked good-naturedly via his Twitter page that the doctors told him he was “a very brave boy.”

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Angelina Jolie Got it on with Mick Jagger

Angelina Jolie does seem to enjoy intimate relations with very married men. A new book is now claiming that she had an affair with Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger while he was married to Jerry Hall. The fling reportedly began after she filmed the Stones’ video for their 1997 song, “Anybody Seen My Baby?” Jolie, by the way, was also married at the time – to UK actor Jonny Lee Miller. The sex must have been good, because the book says that Jolie came back for more six years later, which is when Jagger was involved with L’Wren Scott. The two were said to have been spotted going to Jagger’s hotel in Bangkok, Thailand for….you know.


The book, “Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story,” penned by Jenny Paul, is the labor of 6 years of research, and also alleges to a fling with Ralph Fiennes, as well as a second go-round with ex Jonny Lee Miller WHILE she was just striking up her relationship with Brad Pitt. And, as for her relationship with Brad, the actor apparently told her when they met that he and Jennifer Aniston were nothing more than good friends waiting for a more appropriate time to end their marriage. With all of the talk of extra-marital lovin’, it’s no wonder that Johnny Depp’s girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, requested he leave “The Tourist” after discovering that a lengthy sex scene opposite Jolie had been written into the script. Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio are reportedly the two actors being eyed as replacements.

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Singer Fergie Rumored to be Pregnant

After an affair scandal of epic proportion last year when her husband Josh Duhamel was accused of sleeping with an Atlanta stripper, Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie resolved to move forward with their marriage, and alluded to wanting to start a family at some point this year. It could be that the family she spoke of is officially underway. Some tabloids have noted that Fergie seems to be slightly wider around the middle these days, and friends say that she’s suddenly cut out all alcoholic beverages (a very UN-Fergalicious thing to do) and has become very focused on taking better care of their health.


Friends say that Fergie and Josh’s renewal of their vows early this year was to symbolize their fresh new start after a rough 2009, and that “a baby is their number one priority.”

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Jon Gosselin Offered "By the Inch" Deal for Photos of his Tiny Penis

The diminutive size of Jon Gosselin’s reproductive organs are still making big news on the internet. The scary thing is that photos of “Tiny Jon” might actually get published soon. The whole thing started with a Gosselin’s scorned ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman. First, Glassman gave a tacky interview to “Steppin’ Out” magazine, in which she said that Gosselin is hung like a “nine-year-old boy.” Now, it appears that she’s posted a picture of Jon’s goods – or, rather, lack thereof – on Twitter. Hailey updated with a picture of a man’s junk, suggesting that because of its small size, it was Gosselin’s private parts. The family jewels were placed next to a ruler for good measure.


Still, Gosselin may have gotten himself a “Playgirl” photoshoot out of the deal, though. Since the short, short man controversy sprang up, the women’s eye candy man says that the novelty shoot would be worth $20K to them. Insulting? Absolutely. But there seems to be little that Gosselin WON’T do for some moola these days. It wouldn’t surprise me to see him take them up on it.

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Sarah Palin to get Real

Where does one go following a failed election campaign, a multi-million dollar book deal, and a new gig as a news correspondent on a major news network? Reality TV, you say? You betcha! - Former Republican vice presidential candidate nominee Sarah Palin is said to be shopping a reality television show about Alaska, the state she once governed, so that she could try her hand at television production. She’s held business meetings with all of the major networks to see who might be interested in a docu-drama about Alaska, and one source has joked that “she’s pitching a sequel to ‘Commander in Chief,’” which references the less-than-successful ABC drama that Geena Davis starred in as the firs female president of the United States.


The meetings were held while Palin was in Tinseltown filming her appearance on “The Tonight Show.” While she was in town, she managed to swing by the Oscars’ gifting suites and attend a taping of “American Idol” with her family, too. Sounds like she has a good handle on the free-loading ways of Hollywood already!

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Kim Zolciak Says She's Not Switching Teams

“Real Housewives of Atlanta” cast member Kim Zolciak is denying television reports that she’s switched teams and is planning to divorce Big Poppa for DJ Tracy Young. The rumors got started after Kim performed her song “Tardy for the Party” in an Atlanta nightclub last month. Prior to her taking the stage, Young was spotted trying to repeatedly enter the bathroom where Zolciak was getting ready, only to be turned down each time. The incident was hailed as a lovers’ quarral in the tabloids.


Kim, however, says the disagreement was simply one over the performance. According to her, Tracy Young wanted her to perform a remixed version of the song, which she hadn’t been able to rehearse because she’d been ill. She says her relationship to the DJ is nothing more than friendship. “She is a great friend of mine, I adore her, and she’s so talented.” Zolciak assures that she’s still together with boyfriend Big Poppa, and that their relationship is going well.

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Rumor Control

Rumors surfaced over the weekend that actor Crazy Tom Cruise was in a motorcycle accident after a car ran a stop sign and caused Cruise to hit another vehicle. Sources claimed that Tom was limping following the collision, but refused to be taken to the hospital. His rep says that all reports of an accident are “totally false.”


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Winter padding or baby bump?

Talk of a possible Mariah Carey pregnancy have been reignited by the singer’s appearance at the Film Independent Spirit Awards. Mariah was a little curvier than usual, and even told Page Six reporters that “something special” was on the way.


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OH NO!

Taylor Swift has been initiated into the infamous world of crotch shots after flashing her panties during the opening night of her “Fearless” tour. The miracle is that she’s young, pretty, and actually WAS wearing under garments! That makes the outcome of this unfortunate camera angle much less embarrassing than it could have been! - We aren't posting that pic though! Have fun with this horrible photoshopped picture of TS instead!


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WHO IS THIS?

Look closely at the photo in the link before reading the rest of this. See if you can guess who she is…. Elle Macpherson maybe? Jennifer Garner perhaps? Nope… Ready?


Wait for it….Wait for it…. It’s no other than country music sensation and America’s newly minted sweetheart Taylor Swift. The photo is for her new April Elle cover story.

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RIP

Mark Linkous, the lead singer of the indie rock group Sparklehorse, took his own life over the weekend. The band’s official website had a statement posted saying that they are “thankful for his time with us…may his journey be peaceful, happy and free.” The singer reportedly shot himself in the heart in Knoxville, Tennessee, and was pronounced dead at the scene. Linkous had a close call in 96, too, after OD-ing on prescription drugs and alcohol – a stunt that left him confined to a wheelchair for six months.


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BURGERS IN YOUR AREA:

This is a multi-colored photo/graph showing which Fast-Food Hamburger joints dominate in your area of the country. The Top 8 burger chains are represented.


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SASSY SCALE:


This sassy diet scale doesn’t tell you how much you weigh, but it does tell you what you should be eating. So, if one day you’re instructed to eat “one piece of lettuce” and end up shedding a few pounds by the next day, which lets you eat a “deep fried pork loin,” won’t you just be back to lettuce the next day? Guess it would balance itself out.


Cute? Offensive?

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VIRAL VIDEO:

This overseas TV clip shows what appears to be an epic newsroom fight, which happened live and directly behind the newsreader. We have no idea what these Italian (we think) producers are fighting about, but it was obviously very important to them. The way the anchor slinks out as the fight progresses is priceless.


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VIRAL VIDEO:

This clip is an amateur How-To video for anyone interested in stealing food from a buffet restaurant. The girl explaining “How I Steal Food” is a little on the hyper side. She’s what you might call annoyingly funny.


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Find Out if Your Mate is a Cheater!

We don’t know about you, but we're sick to death of browsing bridal registries for friends’ weddings. More wine glasses? Really? If you want to give your friend an original wedding gift worth its weight in gold, find out if the person she is about to commit herself to for life is a cheater on an amazing new site, Cheater Registry. Either way, you’ll save the day. If you discover he’s a cheater, you’ve saved her a lifetime of pain, even if she claims to hate you when you reveal the bad news. If he’s not a cheater, you can give her the gift of a clean bill of fidelity.


Here’s how it works. You log in, run a search, and browse through detailed cheater profiles complete with pics, phone numbers, videos, texts, and detailed descriptions of their indiscretions. You can even search for cheater by gender, zip code, city, and name. You can’t hide from us, dogs! If you know a cheater who is yet to be outed, you can do the world a favor by creating a new profile for the filthy bastard. Let justice be served. Click Here to check out the Cheater Registry!

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Bring Your Child to Work Day is April 22nd... If Your Job is One of these 10, Please Leave Your Child at Home

An air traffic controller was just suspended for letting his 7-year old son give flight departure instructions to a pilot leaving JFK Airport (listen to the tape)! Now the controller and his supervisor could face losing their jobs. There are simply some jobs where you cannot bring your child to work. Here’s a list of some other work scenarios where it’s probably better if kids are kept off the scene.


1. Brain Surgeon: “Sally, how many times does Mommy have to tell you? No running in the O/R with a scalpel.”

2. OB/Gyn: “Yes, Mrs. Turner, you’re about two centimeters dilated. Could be any day now. Hold on… Son, let’s try to keep your big eyes on your little book, okay?”

3. Secret Service Agent: “Okay, he’s walking. I got an eye on him. Walking, walking, walking, a little close to the crowd, a little close to the crowd, keep it movin’, keep it movin’, wave, wave, wave…awww, look at him waving like such a big boy… Oh, uh, oh shoot, I’m supposed to be watching Mr. President.”

4. School Principal: “You see, Mrs. Smith, we don’t look kindly on bad behavior at this school. Excuse me for a moment…Jimmy! Get down off Mama’s flagpole right now!”

5. Police Officer: (singing to daughter…) “The bad guys in the bank are goin’ down, down, down. Down, down, down…”

6. Librarian: “Honey, today we’re going to play the Quiet Game ALL day long, okay?”

7. Bartender: “Yes, Bobby, it is Mr. Brown’s *nap* time. That’s right.”

8. Archaeologist: “Jenny, when you say you skipped one of the extremely rare 10,000-year-old stone tools across the river, what exactly do you mean?”

9. Professional Ball Player: “Okay, Freddie, when Daddy says GO, you stay right with me. We’re gonna run like the dickens to second base.”

10. Car Dealer: “See, Mrs. Sanders, when your kids are being bad in the backseat, you can just reach right back and shake them just like this.”

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On TV Tonight

 'Jason & Molly's Wedding', CBS Comedies, Return of 'Gossip Girl'


·        THE BACHELOR: JASON & MOLLY'S WEDDING (2-Hours) THE FIRST "BACHELOR" COUPLE TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE. (ABC, 7 PM)

·        HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER JENNIFER LOPEZ GUEST STARS AS A SELF-HELP AUTHOR WHO SEDUCES BARNEY. (CBS, 7 PM)

·        HOUSE AN AVID BLOGGER EXPERIENCES SUDDEN BLEEDING. (FOX, 7 PM)

·        LIFE UNEXPECTED BAZE & MATH CRASH A WEDDING EXPO. (CW, 7 PM)

·        THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER (ABC FAMILY, 7 PM)

·        CHUCK SHAW, CASEY AND SARAH GO ON A MISSION. (NBC, 7 PM)

·        RULES OF ENGAGEMENT TENSIONS RISE AS SOON AS AUDREY AND JEFF SWITCH SIDES OF THE BED. (CBS, 7:30 PM)

·        TWO AND A HALF MEN CHARLIE AND CHELSEA HAVE A POST-BREAKUP ONE-NIGHT STAND. (CBS, 8 PM)

·        24 THE GROWING THREAT OF A NUCLEAR ATTACK. (FOX, 8 PM)

·        GOSSIP GIRL SERENA & NATE'S RELATIONSHIP IS FRONT AND CENTER, WHILE RUFUS TRIES TO AVOID LILY. (CW, 8 PM)

·        CELEBRITY FIT CLUB NICOLE'S PARTYING TOO HARD. (VH1, 8 PM)

·        MINI'S FIRST TIME (2006) A SULTRY TEEN'S ILLICIT AFFAIR WITH HER STEP-DAD. Alec Baldwin, Nikki Reed, Luke Wilson & Carrie-Anne Moss (LIFETIME, 8 PM)

·        BIG BANG THEORY THE GUYS COVET A RARE MOVIE PROP. (CBS, 8:30 PM)

·        FASHION POLICE THE ACADEMY AWARDS (E!, 9 PM)

·        LAW & ORDER A DEADLY MED SCHOOL RESEARCH PROJECT. (NBC, 9 PM)

·        CASTLE THE UNDERWORLD OF SEXUAL DOMINATION IS EXPOSED WHEN A HALF-NAKED WOMAN IS FOUND HANGING BY CUFFS IN A PARK (ABC, 9 PM)

·        CSI: MIAMI A HATED RECEPTIONIST IS MURDERED (CBS, 9 PM)